You have to agree that this takes guts!

I'm going to play in a golf tournament tomorrow morning...despite not hitting a single ball for the last - let me see - EIGHT FULL WEEKS!!!

With guaranteed chance of embarrassment and a promise of duffed shots, I still am going to play tomorrow at the Jurong Country Club.

If nothing else, you have to appreciate my utter lack of shame. And trust me, I will be even more shameless when I regale you with the story of my debacle.

Until then, scream on!